Remember when I thought someone had left us a big halloween treat on our front porch as I pulled in tonight? As I parked in the garage I was thinking to myself, "wow, that is so nice that someone would think of us!" and wondered who I would pass the secret treat to next, etc.
Yeah, I guess I owe thanks to the phone directory people. Their "treat" was THREE stupid phone books in a bright orange bag.
That is when I mentally put a big "L" on my forehead and called myself a loser.